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Survey, stolen from some LJ-friend or other
( ) I never have been drunk
(x) I never have been so drunk I passed out
( ) I never have smoked pot
( ) I never have done hard drugs
( ) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(x) I never crashed a friend’s car
(x) I never have driven drunk
( ) I never have been to japan
( ) I never rode in a taxi
( ) I never had anal sex
( ) I never have been in love
( ) I never had sex
( ) I never have drank milk out of the carton
( ) I never have had sex in public
( ) I never have been dumped
( ) I never have performed oral sex
(x) I never shoplifted
(x) I never have been fired
(x) I never have been in a fist fight
( ) I never had a threesome
( ) I never snuck out of my parents’ house
( ) I never have been tied up (sexually)
( ) I never have masturbated
( ) I never have been caught masturbating
( ) I never pissed on myself [I’m assuming as a child doesn’t count]
( ) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
( ) I never have been arrested
(x) I never made out with a stranger
( ) I never stole something from my job
(x) I never celebrated new years in time square
(x) I never went on a blind date
( ) I never lied to a friend (knowingly)
( ) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
( ) I have never been to europe
( ) I never skipped school
( ) I never slept with a co-worker
(x) I never cut myself on purpose
( ) I never had sex at the office
(x) I never got married
(x) I never got divorced
( ) I never had children
( ) I never have owned a TV