Without even a *trace* of sarcasm
From NewEgg.com’s site:
Thank you for shopping at Newegg.com.
The reset password email has now been sent to your email address at Internet speed.
Please be sure to check your email (*CENSORED*@sheer.us), then reset your password and login.
Internet speed. Hm. That’s funny. That’s a value that can vary from unbelievably fast to slower than the USPS to altogeather nonexistant.